December 23, 2010

The Third Christmas

Filed under: Christianity,Writing — Tags: — Screenhog @ 11:42 am

Hi. My name is Joseph.

You may have heard of me. My name comes up a lot this time of year, because over 2000 years ago, my wife, Mary, gave birth to a son, named Jesus. The celebration of his birth is called Christmas, and the story of how Jesus was born has been sometimes called “the first Christmas”. It’s a story that has been told and retold many times, and is a wonderful memory for me… but if I may, I’d like to tell you a different story this year.

It began about two months before Jesus’ second birthday. I was fixing the roof of our home in Bethlehem one night when we received a visit from a group of Persian scholars. They called themselves the Magi, and had come to Jerusalem a few days before looking for a baby who, they said, was to become “King of the Jews”.

Now, you have to realize that Jesus’ birth was very special, and I don’t mean that in a proud father sort of way. God himself caused Mary to have this child, and when he was born, his appearance was heralded by angels. Within weeks of his birth, two different prophets came to us, proclaiming that he would be a saviour of Israel.
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December 24, 2008

Christmas Carol Mad Gab

Filed under: Christianity,Puzzles,Wordplay — Tags: , — Screenhog @ 9:52 am

You know that game “Mad Gab”? Where you have a group of words, and if you say them in a different way, it sounds like a well-known phrase? Like “read earned whose sander” sounds like “Return To Sender”?

Well, if you like those, here’s some for you to try. They’re all fairly well known Christmas Carols:

1. Oak Wrist Mystery
2. Sigh Land In Height
3. Rude Olive Their Head Knows Rained Ear
4. Caw Dressed Deem Air Reach End Almond
5. A Wayne Aim May Injure
6. Lid Dolled Rum Herb Poi
7. Sill Verb Else
8. Far Oz Teethe Is No Man
9. Joint Tooth How Hurled
10. Fall Lease Snuff Eat Add
11. It Cay Map Pawn Amid Nigh Tickle Ear
12. Oak A Mocha Me Manual
13. Could Keen Gwen Senseless
14. Owe Calm Mall Leaf Hateful
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December 21, 2008

Angels We Have Heard on High

Filed under: Christianity,Comics,Sketch — Tags: — Screenhog @ 10:47 am

Heard a Christmas CD today. Bet you can guess what the very first song I heard was:

Angels we have heard on high, sweetly singing o'er the planes

December 19, 2008

Fast Food Angel

Filed under: Comics — Tags: , — Screenhog @ 5:11 pm





Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.

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