June 17, 2011

An Orchestra of One – Chapter 1b. What is NOT music?

Filed under: Music,Orchestra of One,Writing — Screenhog @ 9:04 am

I wasn’t originally going to do this, but there has been some good discussion about the definition of music from my last post, so I wanted to address it. The main thing that people seem to be commenting on is my statement that for something to be music, it has to be arranged with some intelligence behind it. In my definition of music – a sequence of sounds, arranged so that a listener may appreciate the sounds themselves – a random series of sounds like those made by a rushing waterfall or wind chimes are not music. However, many people have argued that, yes, they are music.

Now, everyone’s entitled to their opinion. It’s not a big deal which way you believe on this… and considering that people have been debating the definition of “art” for centuries, I don’t think this question will get solved any time soon.

But, let’s say for a moment that all of these random sounds that have not been arranged are, in fact, music. It creates a bit of a problem for me, because I’m trying to write blog articles about how to compose music, and if music can be composed by throwing a trash can off of a second-story window, then composing music becomes too easy. Literally any sound you hear becomes music, and while that sounds like a fun, all-inclusive definition, it’s not a very useful one for composers. I’ll admit that any sound might be able to be used in a piece of music, but not every sound is music by itself.

Here’s an example: try searching online for “Dot Matrix Printer Symphony”. You will find a few examples of people who’ve taken the clicks and hums of an old printer and turned them into music. In my mind, if those people had just printed a document, the printer’s noises would not have been music, but because there was thought behind what the end result of the printer’s sounds would be, those sounds become music.

I’m probably going a bit too far into this. In any case, my definition for music is the one that I’m going to be using for the rest of my blog articles about music.

Next: Chapter 2: The Types of Instruments

June 14, 2011

An Orchestra of One – Chapter 1. What is Music?

Filed under: Music,Orchestra of One,Writing — Screenhog @ 1:00 am

I have a challenge for you… define “music”.

No, you may not go to any dictionary and have them define it for you. This is just between you and me, and I’m giving you two minutes to come up with a definition for music.

It’s deceptively hard to do; to come up with a definition of music that applies to all music being made throughout the world in all of history. And yet, if I’m going to be giving out tips for how to compose music, I have no choice but to begin by answering this question.

WHAT IS MUSIC?
(click to read the rest of this post…)

June 10, 2011

An Orchestra of One – Introduction

Filed under: Music,Orchestra of One,Writing — Screenhog @ 3:37 pm

Learning how to compose music is hard.

OK, not as hard as, say, rocket science, or brain surgery, or folding a soft taco so that half the contents don’t spill on your plate. But still, it’s a hard art to learn.

Traditionally, the only way you could learn was through apprenticeship. You’d find a master composer, you’d become his apprentice. You’d learn how a composer thinks and learn how music can be arranged to tell a story. You’d learn his ways, working side by side as his apprentice for years until you finally became a master and defeated Darth Vader… or something like that.

I am not a master composer, nor am I a composer’s apprentice… but I am a good listener. I’ve learned by listening to the masters at work; in concerts, in movies, in recordings, and in video games. I have used the knowledge I’ve learned to make a lot of songs, enough that people have come to me sometimes for advice of how to compose music.

So, starting next Tuesday, I’m starting a series of blog posts called “An Orchestra of One”. They will be tips, tricks, insights, or whatever comes to mind. Those of you who want to compose music yourselves will hopefully get a lot out of it, and those of you who have no desire to compose music will hopefully still find it interesting to learn how a composer thinks.

May 24, 2011

Dragons on a Campout

Filed under: Comics,Jellyfish In Armour,Sketch — Screenhog @ 7:06 pm

So, I had this weird idea, and I just had to draw it… but now I need your opinion. Should I turn it into a Jellyfish in Armour comic?

The fire-breathing dragon campouts just weren't complete without a marshmallow-breathing dragon nearby.

May 21, 2011

End?

Filed under: Christianity — Screenhog @ 3:25 pm

The End Is Near... The Friend is Christ It’s rare that I comment on current events, but there’s been a lot of talk lately about the end of the world and something Christians call “the Rapture”.

The Rapture, overly simplified, is when Jesus comes and takes his followers away, and to according to pastor Harold Camping, it was supposed to be today.

Of course, he also predicted it to happen 1994, and he’s not the only one to make a claim like this. The year 2000 was a pretty big deal for Rapture-watchers, what with all the hype over Y2K. In 1988, there was a now-infamous book entitled “88 Reasons Why the Rapture Will Be in 1988″. Going back further, it seems there hasn’t been a century since the resurrection of Jesus when someone hasn’t made a claim to a specific date of his return.

It goes without saying that they were all wrong, and while I have no record of this, I have no doubt that they were all laughed at as well.

I am not laughing at Harold Camping, and I have no desire to judge him. All right, I have some desire to judge him… but God instructed me, and all Christians, not to. God’s instruction is to “Love your neighbor”, and he is my neighbor.

Here’s what else I know:

  • I’m supposed to keep watch for when Jesus does come.
  • No one knows the day or hour that will happen.
  • For my life on this earth, I am supposed to live like Jesus would want. (I’m still working on that one.)
  • I’m supposed to avoid false prophecy.

Those things, I believe, would be good for everyone to remember. After all, December 2012 is just around the corner. If Jesus doesn’t come before then, you know there will be more than a few people expecting that he’s paying attention to the last days of the Mayan calendar, and this will start all over again.

April 17, 2011

Screenhog-related Club Penguin Questions? I got answers.

Filed under: Screenhog.com,Video Games — Screenhog @ 8:22 am

Many of you may not have noticed, but I added a section to try and answer some questions about my involvement with Club Penguin that I’ve been asked a lot.

Also, if you haven’t been watching Rocketsnail Games in the last few months, you might have missed this post. I’ve been working there for awhile now, mostly on a project called Mech Mice, and it’s been great!

April 15, 2011

JiA #22

Filed under: Comics,Jellyfish In Armour — Screenhog @ 9:08 am

Slippery When Wet... or covered in banana peels

March 21, 2011

Nova

Filed under: Music — Screenhog @ 1:51 pm

I have a new piece of music in the Music Player called “Nova”. I was one of many people who had the opportunity to audition for a big music job, and although I didn’t get that particular job, I was allowed to put the audition up.

January 22, 2011

Beef

Filed under: Comics,Sketch — Tags: , — Screenhog @ 8:41 am

January 14, 2011

Spam

Filed under: Screenhog.com — Screenhog @ 12:13 pm

You have no idea how much spam tries to make its way onto my comments for this blog. There’s a reason why I approve every comment before it’s uploaded… oy vey.

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