May 21, 2011

End?

Filed under: Christianity — Screenhog @ 3:25 pm

The End Is Near... The Friend is Christ It’s rare that I comment on current events, but there’s been a lot of talk lately about the end of the world and something Christians call “the Rapture”.

The Rapture, overly simplified, is when Jesus comes and takes his followers away, and to according to pastor Harold Camping, it was supposed to be today.

Of course, he also predicted it to happen 1994, and he’s not the only one to make a claim like this. The year 2000 was a pretty big deal for Rapture-watchers, what with all the hype over Y2K. In 1988, there was a now-infamous book entitled “88 Reasons Why the Rapture Will Be in 1988″. Going back further, it seems there hasn’t been a century since the resurrection of Jesus when someone hasn’t made a claim to a specific date of his return.

It goes without saying that they were all wrong, and while I have no record of this, I have no doubt that they were all laughed at as well.

I am not laughing at Harold Camping, and I have no desire to judge him. All right, I have some desire to judge him… but God instructed me, and all Christians, not to. God’s instruction is to “Love your neighbor”, and he is my neighbor.

Here’s what else I know:

  • I’m supposed to keep watch for when Jesus does come.
  • No one knows the day or hour that will happen.
  • For my life on this earth, I am supposed to live like Jesus would want. (I’m still working on that one.)
  • I’m supposed to avoid false prophecy.

Those things, I believe, would be good for everyone to remember. After all, December 2012 is just around the corner. If Jesus doesn’t come before then, you know there will be more than a few people expecting that he’s paying attention to the last days of the Mayan calendar, and this will start all over again.

December 23, 2010

The Third Christmas

Filed under: Christianity,Writing — Tags: — Screenhog @ 11:42 am

Hi. My name is Joseph.

You may have heard of me. My name comes up a lot this time of year, because over 2000 years ago, my wife, Mary, gave birth to a son, named Jesus. The celebration of his birth is called Christmas, and the story of how Jesus was born has been sometimes called “the first Christmas”. It’s a story that has been told and retold many times, and is a wonderful memory for me… but if I may, I’d like to tell you a different story this year.

It began about two months before Jesus’ second birthday. I was fixing the roof of our home in Bethlehem one night when we received a visit from a group of Persian scholars. They called themselves the Magi, and had come to Jerusalem a few days before looking for a baby who, they said, was to become “King of the Jews”.

Now, you have to realize that Jesus’ birth was very special, and I don’t mean that in a proud father sort of way. God himself caused Mary to have this child, and when he was born, his appearance was heralded by angels. Within weeks of his birth, two different prophets came to us, proclaiming that he would be a saviour of Israel.
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April 10, 2009

Easter

Filed under: Christianity,Opinion — Tags: — Screenhog @ 6:00 pm

Easter is the most important Christian holiday of the year, but it certainly hides its importance a little too well. If you were to look at any department store at Christmas, and then again at Easter, you’d conclude that Christmas is the big one. In fact, I’d even argue that if you were to look at most churches at those two times, Christmas is the bigger one.

Christmas is certainly easier to wrap your head around… “a baby is born that will save the world”. That’s nice. Isn’t that nice? Almost superheroic, really. Let’s add to that stuff like “people gave him expensive gifts to celebrate his birth”. Oh, that’s even better! That gives me a way to celebrate! I’ll give gifts! I’ll get gifts! Christmas is the best time of the year!

Easter. That’s a lot tougher to celebrate. The baby that was born grows into a man named Jesus, is convicted of crimes, killed, but then rises from the dead within a few days informing people that he’s actually the Son of God. The details of his death are gruesome, and the details of his resurrection are, to most people, unbelievable.

How exactly are we supposed to turn something like Easter into foil-covered chocolates or wrapping paper? I’ve seen Biblical wrapping paper at Christmastime, with nativity scenes and angels and shepherds, but never Easter. An empty tomb, a crucified man, God having a victory over demonic forces… all of it is very difficult to commercialize, and so we celebrate it with bunnies and chicks and eggs and a host of odd symbols based on ancient Babylonian customs that don’t make sense to us. But, in doing so, we are forced to ignore this:

“If Christ has not been raised, your faith is futile; you are still in your sins. Then those also who have fallen asleep in Christ are lost. If only for this life we have hope in Christ, we are to be pitied more than all men.”

If Jesus was just a nice guy who said a few nice things and died in a horrible way, then everything changes. All Christians become lunatics, and all people of this earth lose the one true source of hope, freedom, and a relationship with God.

But, if it did happen, and Jesus did die to cover everything that you did wrong before rising from the dead and conquering death… well, then you have a choice, don’t you? Do you accept the gift? Do you want to be saved?

Many of the people I know don’t want to answer yes or no to that question… they’d rather just avoid the question entirely, and get on with their lives. I imagine that this is probably why we still have the Easter Bunny… it’s a lot easier to believe that we get a few days off work to celebrate a rabbit than having to answer that question that the annoying Christians keep asking: Do you want to know Jesus?

I won’t ask you that question. All I can say is that it’s been well worth it for me. :)

Happy Easter!

February 7, 2009

Art Challenge – David and Goliath

Filed under: Christianity,Digital Painting — Tags: — Screenhog @ 5:24 pm

The art challenge at work for Monday is “David and Goliath”, and while it was meant more figuratively, as in an underdog story, I decided to go completely literal with it:

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January 23, 2009

Human Brussels Sprouts

Filed under: Christianity,Opinion — Screenhog @ 10:36 pm

So, I came across this in the Bible recently:

“For we are to God the aroma of Christ among those who are being saved and those who are perishing. To the one we are the smell of death; to the other, the fragrance of life.”

Upon reading this, I was hit with the strangest thought – Christians are human brussels sprouts.

You know about brussels sprouts, right? They have this certain chemical inside of them that certain people can taste and other people can’t, and this is one of the reasons why some people find that they taste horribly bitter, while others don’t find that true at all (and, in fact, will even say they taste sweet sometimes).

Now, I don’t have a sense of smell – that’s a topic for another day – so whenever I hear about “aroma”, that’s pretty much the closest thing I can relate it to, and when the verses I was reading talked about the same aroma being fragrant or deathly to different people, it clicked with me. As a Christian, I have a message that I’m supposed to tell the whole world. It’s a message of extreme importance, and it has saved my life. And yet, to many people, that same message reeks.

I don’t really know how to deal with that yet. I’m sure I talk about Christianity proportionally more on this site than I do in real life. I want to show people my faith properly, and this is the best way I know how to do it… giving any reader the freedom to walk away from what I’m saying at any time. But, if the message of the Gospel really is the most important message in the world, shouldn’t I be telling everyone about it, no matter how much it reeks for them?

I don’t know. All I know is that sometimes, people learn to like brussels sprouts.

December 24, 2008

Christmas Carol Mad Gab

Filed under: Christianity,Puzzles,Wordplay — Tags: , — Screenhog @ 9:52 am

You know that game “Mad Gab”? Where you have a group of words, and if you say them in a different way, it sounds like a well-known phrase? Like “read earned whose sander” sounds like “Return To Sender”?

Well, if you like those, here’s some for you to try. They’re all fairly well known Christmas Carols:

1. Oak Wrist Mystery
2. Sigh Land In Height
3. Rude Olive Their Head Knows Rained Ear
4. Caw Dressed Deem Air Reach End Almond
5. A Wayne Aim May Injure
6. Lid Dolled Rum Herb Poi
7. Sill Verb Else
8. Far Oz Teethe Is No Man
9. Joint Tooth How Hurled
10. Fall Lease Snuff Eat Add
11. It Cay Map Pawn Amid Nigh Tickle Ear
12. Oak A Mocha Me Manual
13. Could Keen Gwen Senseless
14. Owe Calm Mall Leaf Hateful
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December 21, 2008

Angels We Have Heard on High

Filed under: Christianity,Comics,Sketch — Tags: — Screenhog @ 10:47 am

Heard a Christmas CD today. Bet you can guess what the very first song I heard was:

Angels we have heard on high, sweetly singing o'er the planes

November 23, 2008

Trinity

Filed under: Christianity,Wordplay — Tags: — Screenhog @ 2:56 pm

Had a neat idea for a logo. It’s probably too complex to be a proper logo, but it’s still pretty neat.

Trinity Triangle Ambigram

November 13, 2008

Il Soapbox #6 – Are We Having Fun Yet?

Filed under: Christianity,Comics,Il Soapbox — Screenhog @ 8:52 pm

Original publish date: Sep 28/2007



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Il Soapbox #5 – God is Darth Vader

Filed under: Christianity,Comics,Il Soapbox — Screenhog @ 8:42 pm

Original publish date: Oct 12/2006





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